The Daily Cat

“I’m online but I don’t wanna talk to you”

or

“I’m online but I’m not in the mood to chat”

Agree?

callesorbetes:

THAT STATEMENT UP THERE HAS MILLIONS OF DOUBTS.

I ended up hurting my “singit”. I have no idea how.

I ended up spilling coffee all over my shirt. Spinning it round and round when you’re drunk is not a good idea!

I was bitten by a “kuting”. That biatch.

… I ended up waking up in a not-so-familiar room. Not in a house, but in a self-proclaimed hotel. Period.

It was that bad. Where did you guys stay? Parang ngayon ka lang nakauwi ah. Hehe

kimmygyo:

recklessteen:

asianxsensation:carelesswhispers:twokidsonelovee:kelsoisprettyodd:(via humbleorphans)

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skyesdad:

ssshhhhh:

youwreckme:

yerawizardharry:

randolphrankin:

bearxzy:

bbbrandon:

kimmychau:

ninersz:

emilyfbr:

Players reblog with movie titles, and in each title, one word must be substituted with the word “vagina.”

I’ll start :

My Big Fat Greek Vagina

War of the Vaginas

Finding Vagina

Into The Vagina

Free Vagina

Where the Vaginas Are.

Harry Potter and the Vagina of Secrets.

How to Lose a Vagina in 10 Days.

(I found this way too humorous. I apparently have the sense of humor of a 13 year old boy.)

The Vagina.

Twilight: New Vagina.

500 Days of Vagina

Jennifer’s Vagina

A Vagina to Remember